As realistic and mature as video games have gotten, they still haven’t quite figured out how to gracefully portray romantic intimacy between two human beings. Y’know, adult bedroom stuff. That’s right, we’re talking about good ol’ fashoioned S-E-X, like grown-ups do. Hubba-hubba. Bazoinga. Wowsers. Anyway, we’re sorry for making this video and even more sorry for this description.